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Joke of the Day
"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."
Next Joke
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? ""Looks like rein dear"""
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."
"Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: ""Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"""
"""I can't feel my legs"" --mermaids"
"It's a sad day when you watch National Geographic and realize oysters have a better sex life than you."
"Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it though. Every time he turns a corner the tires squeal"
"the general Where does the general keep his armies? In his sleevies!!!"
"So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said ""Pho Queue."""
"What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us? It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news."