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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients? Asif Eyecare"
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"Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!"
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"What do you call a reptile detective ? An investigator Sorry"
"Teenager: Bae swag YOLO Me: In better times, people who spoke gibberish like that were burned as witches."
"What did the Asian police dog say to the robber? Fleas!"
"What do you get when you throw a Pokeball at a Pakistani? A Pakimon."
"I'll pay extra for the hairdresser comfortable with silence."
"Last week I went golfing and finally beat my wife... Those are two separate things."
"A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar Then Into a Table, Then Into A Bar Stool......."