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Joke of the Day
"I just joined alcoholics anonymous I still drink, just use a different name"
Next Joke
"My 6 year old son told me this, ""what did one ocean say to the other?"". Nothing, he just waved."
"I recently got to college and I'm not sure why everyone's talking about Addy. Rune is so much better."
"I want to go to Gordon Ramsey's restaurant, throw a plate of risotto against the wall, and say ""Whoever made this is a fucking donkey!"""
"How do you know a black guy's been at your computer? It's not there."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Dismembered"
"""the name's bond. james bond. james bond jovi."" coming this summer, YOU ONLY LIVE ON A PRAYER TWICE. rated PG for piece of garbage"
"Oohh, you play bass, as in the guitar. I thought you played bass, like the fish. I would've paid to see that."
"[NSFW] What do you call 2 black guys raping a white girl? A giant Oreo."
"What You're Saying with Your Drink Choice Lol"