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Joke of the Day
"Hitting the snooze button... ... Is just starting your day off with a nap."
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"I was just minding my own, listening to some Led Zeppelin, and this girl asked if it was Nickelback and now there's so much blood everywhere"
"Sometimes I use words that I don't even understand myself. I think, it makes me look more photosynthetic."
"What is a misogynist? A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist."
"Why did the socialist drop out of high school math? Because there were too many damn inequalities."
"Why women live longer than men? Because shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying bills does."
"I want to marry the smell of gasoline and have little gasoline smelling kids with it and spend the rest of my days smelling my family."
"What do you do with dead atoms? Barium"
"Adopt a Highway ""When do you think it is a safe age to tell a highway it's been adopted?"""
"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"