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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t."
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"How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes."
"Premature ejaculating searches young woman... Oh.... nevermind"
"*flips a quarter into jukebox from across room, jukebox spits it back at me, it goes down my throat, ""wake me up before you go-go"" plays*"
"Oh, you said floppy DISK. *pulls pants back up* Yeah, I don't know what that is."
"What's an emo's favourite laptop? A ""Razer Blade"""
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton? Bill has had sex in the White House."
"A lady walks into a bar and orders a double entendre... ...and the bartender gives it to her."
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"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""