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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat.. ...she took one selfie and her brand new phone said ""Insufficient storage""."
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"Shoutout out to maps. I don't know where in the world I'd be without them"
"What do you call a fat mexican jedi? Obese Juan Kenobi"
"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar."
"Knock knock . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Come in"
"Santa is nearby... I can sense his presents"
"What does an Irish Samuel L Jackson say when passing someone on the street? Top of the Mornin' Muthafucka!"
"When Life knocks you down, calmly get back up, smile, and say ""You hit like a bit$h."""
"I just watched Bug's Life and cried the whole time I mowed the lawn."