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Joke of the Day

"A Muslim extremist, a Democrat, and Hillary supporter walk into a bar.... 49 people die, 53 more are injured"

"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."

"what do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? an ass that'll bring a tear to your eye"

"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."

"I put an energy drink in my hummingbird feeder, now all my hummingbirds are going back in time and returning with tiny top hats."

"What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend? See ya next month."

"It's called a ""remote"" because those are your odds of finding it when you want to change the channel."

"What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once? Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs."

"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."

"""Help! Someone has been killed at the dance!"" Ok, well calm down. We don't want any panic at the disco."