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Joke of the Day

"Someone check the bulletin board... I think it's been shot!"

"My kids lost a Barbie shoe. I dug in the trash and found one. It was from a set they didn't know was missing Now I'm looking for 2 shoes."

"If I went house hunting I'd take a really big gun."

"What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !"

"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? (x-post from /r/adviceanimals) Because if they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"

"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."

"I'm not saying my ex wasn't pretty, but every time my wallet got stolen the thief would return her picture."

"""Balls!"" Said the queen. ""If I had two I'd be the king!"""

"A man drowned this morning eating a bowl of muesli. A strong current pulled him under."