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Joke of the Day

"This will probably get buried. . . It's a coffin."

"Is that a booger in your nose? No, it's snot."

"My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them... I suggested ""breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."""

"Ban pre-shredded cheese... Make America grate again!"

"The Lannister family... Is so inbred that they are one step away from being sandwiches."

"Cleaning out my handbag. Wondering if nine pens are enough."

"When someone texts you ""hahahahaha!!"" instead of ""haha"" or ""lol"", you know you've done well."

"How does a Liverpudlian get to work... He doesn't."

"FBI just revealed a new, extremely potent, form of Marijuana has just hit the streets. Reports say marijuana usage has reached an all time high."

"New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it's called addadicktome."