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Joke of the Day
"Voting was a lot more fun in the days when you got 4 snapshots for a dollar in the booth."
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"The England team won't be voting in the referendum They can never find the box let alone put a cross in it."
"Each comment thread is a joke, but each user may only post one word. You may only comment one word, or reply with one word to another comment. Good luck!"
"What kind of music does a printer make? A paper jam."
"They say real men hunt their food, which is why I throw a spear through the box of pasta before letting it bleed out in my shopping cart."
"[snowman rings doorbell] Pardon me, but I overheard someone say something about a ""snow blower"" and was wondering where I might find one."
"[job interview] ""So what would you say is your biggest weakness?"" ""I'm pretty bad at reading situations."" *tries to kiss interviewer*"
"My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams... I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy."
"I made a girl wet yesterday. I took away her umbrella."
"Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes? Because freedom rings."