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Joke of the Day

"*sees a tweet i don't like from a person i follow voluntarily on a free website* I am entitled to compensation"

"A severed foot... ...is the ultimate stocking stuffer. - Mitch Hedberg"

"An old man cheats on his wife The wife asks: ""Why? What does she have that I don't?"" Her Husband answers: ""Parkinson's""."

"my hate for filling up ice cube trays outweighs my love for cold beverages."

"What did Palpatine order in the drive thru? Friiiiiiies"

"What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete."

"I should become a bomb specialist... It's a booming industry. Heh."

"What's the difference between jokes and pussy? I don't fucking get jokes."

"How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's dick. (Credit to my uncle)"

"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."