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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares."
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"This year's presidential election shares the same tagline as the 2004 movie ""Alien versus Predator"". ""Whoever wins... We lose."""
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three ho's"
"did you know that the earth used to be 100% water? that was until yo momma got thirsty."
"Can a woman make a man a millionaire? Yeah, if he's a billionaire to begin with.."
"What did one boob say to the other boob? You're my breast friend. Badum-tits."
"[william shakespeare as an 8yo] dad: bedtime william: dost thou not... dad: [interrupting] STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!"
"A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans... ..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty."
"Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell."
"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"