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Joke of the Day
"The seven dwarves are sitting in the bathtub, feeling happy... ...so, Happy gets out."
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"I tried giving my cat a bath... but I keep getting hair in my mouth"
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."
"How do skeletons greet each other? Bon'nichiwa"
"What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them."
"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."
"What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy? The elevator can raise a child."
"I ran into a hot guy at the grocery store last week and he hasn't tracked me down and proposed to me yet. This is why I hate movies."
"Gay dudes need to clarify when saying they went through a box of tissues watching a movie."
"What do you call someone who is open with their kids about their sex change? Transparent"