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Joke of the Day

"I didnt know what to wear to my first meeting of the premature ejaculation society.... ...so i came in my pants."

"What does a physics cow say? "

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"I'm just waiting for a bold, courageous restaurant that IS responsible for lost or stolen items."

"I like my coffe like I like my slaves Free."

"Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight "

"What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a? Pi * z * z * a"

"got kicked out of the supermarket for eating off of the shelf, but since I was only eating cat food they didnt call the cops like last time."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a crossfitter walk into a bar... I only know because they told everybody"