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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Joffrey Baratheon ? Trump is older."
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"Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a copy of your naughty list. Love, -Tim"
"I don't see why everyone resents the Headless Horseman... All he wanted was head."
"That awkward moment when someone adds you on Facebook, but never says hi in real life."
"I put my phone on Airplane Mode and now I can't find it..."
"Paul Walker was in Eight Below... ...and now, he's six below."
"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"
"Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station."
"I used to be indecisive... Now I'm not so sure..."
"I once met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds funny, dozen tit"