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Joke of the Day

"Smile is the only curved line that can make everything straight "

"Whats the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"Normally I find Ted Cruz's message to be more off point But last night he proved to be undoubtedly a more-on candidate and a moving speaker"

"What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers."

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""

"Look UPS guy, you can't just show up at someone's house unannounced and expect them to have pants on."

"Fractals joke there are 2 types of people in this world, those who don't know about fractals and those who think that there are 2 types of people in this world..."

"What does a ninja and a muslim woman have in common? They're both invisible."

"Why did Hitler not mind being on the naughty list? He needed more coal anyway."

"""Lethal Weapon"" is my favorite movie about how to fix a dislocated shoulder."