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Joke of the Day

"A Hot Romance While watching a romantic movie, my wife leans over and whispers in my ear ""I want you to make me sweaty and wet."" So I shut off the fan."

"My girlfriend told me I was fucking stupid I told her she was just clever in her own way."

"What does PONTIAC stand for? Poor Old Nincompoop Thinks It's A Cadillac"

"When a store plays pop music half the time and classic rock the other half, you know there's two people working there that hate each other."

"What do you call Mariah Carey when she eats at a Indian restuarant? Mariah Curry"

"The first rule of dad club is shut the goddamn door on your way in, we're not trying to heat the whole outdoors here."

"Every minute in america... Costs you 5 dollars."

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."

"I don't have a girlfriend.. I just know someone that would be really mad if they ever heard me say that"

"Dad joke Son: ""Dad, tell me a joke."" Dad: ""Pussy."" Son: ""I don't get it."" Dad: ""I know."""