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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind"

"Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire."

"Why do black people have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everybody"

"You have no idea how happy I get when phone rings and it's you. the microwave beeps and the food is ready."

"Accidentally walked into a mosque ""This isn't where I'm supposed to *be headed*"""

"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"

"I'd tell you a joke about a ghost boomerang.. But I don't want it to come back to haunt me."

"Kid: Dad, what does ironic mean? Dad: Well son, when 2 people decide to get married on Independence Day....."

"Girl: AH COO!! Man: Bless you. Girl: AH COO!! Man: Squared"

"When your friend offers you free food, all trust is gone out the window!!! The fuck did you do to it? Nothing, I swear! Okay I'll take a fucking bite."