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Joke of the Day

"Teacher : Do you know the reason Manchester United lost to Arsenal ? Student : Manchester United lost because their defenders were Young, Small and Blind"

"911 What's your emergency Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 911: The police are on their way Me: Thanks"

"ISIS is knocking on my door recruiting... Cause I just bombed this physics test."

"Who was appointed as a proof reader of Hitler's speeches? A Grammar Nazi"

"iTunes has got it all wrong. The hottest single of the year is me."

"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"

"a piece of me is missing. I guess that I should stop asking people if they want a piece of me."

"Why did the redneck cross the road? To get to the oth-TONY STEWART"

"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"

"What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta? Rotini!"