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Joke of the Day
"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"
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"What do you call someone who commits piracy? Neckbeard the pirate"
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"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"
"Why couldn't the duck stop smoking? Because he was a quack addict"
"I used to know a guy who shaved around six or seven times a day and still had a beard at the end of the day He was a Barber."
"What is common between a priest and acne? Both start cumming on your face when you turn 13."
"I clicked ""Going"" on a Facebook event last week but now I feel like staying in... *masked tough guys throw me in a van* ""You committed, pal"""
"Your favorite Anti joke... go for those who don't know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)"
"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."