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Joke of the Day
"I once slept through a burglary. Next thing I know they're taking mugshots."
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"I once met a girl with 12 boobs.... Sounds weird. Doesn't it? (takes a while to get)"
"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"
"It's the eye of the tiger. It's the spleen of a sheep."
"My uncle went on holiday to Ireland, but didn't have enough time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"
"Some people come into your life for a reason. Like for target practice."
"I moisturize my hands with KY gel... ...that way everybody gets a warm welcome."
"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"Look at all of these beautiful horse ""Horses"" Horse is already plural ""You're thinking of elk"" *stares off* Holy mooses, you're right"
"Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks? Because it's black. Sorry."