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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny."

"I see dead people."

"I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9 The odds were against me."

"No pants were worn during the making of this tweet."

"Where do poor Italians live? A spaghetto."

"Yes, I am aware pigs are more intelligent than dogs. Why would I want to eat an inferior animal and absorb its lesser powers?"

"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"

"saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming"

"A family of freudians have a problem... It was complex to say the least."

"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"