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Joke of the Day
"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"
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"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet Insert death threats below"
"What does Acetone and Hitler have in common? They're both Polish removers!"
"I try to be a good sport, but sometimes I'm badminton."
"National no bra day wasn't as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support."
"I used to be a plastic surgeon Which raised a few eyebrows."
"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life."
"Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants. Old man says ""nope, it'll kill em"""
"What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money? Collect unemployment insurance!"
"A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away"