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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
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"My dog just got into a bottle of Tums She is now a basic bitch."
"What do Native Americans call vegetarians? Poor hunters"
"So you've had white presidents, a black president and now an orange one. I'm crossing my fingers for the Hulk next time around."
"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."
"Operator: 911, what's your emergency? Me: YES HELLO DO BEES SLEEP AT NIGHT?"
"If you're with me when I die, remember 2 things: 1) Do Not Resuscitate 2) Smash Phone on Ground"
"What do you call a lazy fan of the old Price is Right? a Barker Lounger !"
"Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you?"
"Saw a couple wearing surgical masks in public and all I could think was ""what do they know that I don't?"""