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Joke of the Day
"Surprise your buddy by putting on clown makeup and dying in his attic."
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"Want to hear a joke? Women's rights"
"Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, ""Top Gun""."
"What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? A Methodist will say ""hi"" to you at the liquor store"
"How does your stomach know to send the burps to the mouth and the farts to your bum?"
"Doc Says: I got bad news and worst news... The test show that you have alzheimer's and Cancer.. Patient: well at least I don't have Cancer..."
"What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale? Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt."
"What do you call it when Britain, Russia, and France make a sexual pun before WWI? A triple Entendre. History jokes, man. they're killers."
"My jokes are like space trash... They never land."
"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."