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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He saw what happened to the zebra."
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"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged."
"What do you get when you go scuba diving with your iPhone 6 The bends."
"An Iraqi official calls all of his 8 Saddam's doubles... He says, i have good news, and bad news. The good is that Saddam is alive, the bad is that he lost an arm."
"I'm taking my niece and nephew to the corn maze today. If I can't lose them there, I'll try the mall again."
"How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding."
"What did the cheese say to itself in the in the mirror? halloumi"
"Kid's Choice Awards are a great reminder why children aren't allowed to vote."
"Why does a German always have the last laugh? He has to wait for the verb."
"Whose elbows are ashier than everyone else's? The Jews."