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Joke of the Day
"How does Germany pay for all these refugees? Krautfunding."
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"Every time I fold laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked and keep folding...."
"Dropped some rice in water so I put it in a bag of cellphones to dry out"
"Driving a BMW is like show and tell every day. Where you're Showing off how small your penis is and you're Telling the world."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"Mommy, mommy can I lick the bowl out? Noooo...just flush the toilet like a normal person......"
"""Don't quote me on that."" -anonymous"
"The most unrealistic movies aren't fantasy and sci-fi. They're the movies where people have a conversation in the pouring rain."
"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."
"Gary Coleman died of multiple aneurysms.... which is kind of like Different Strokes."