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Joke of the Day

"Just read ""The Three Musketeers,"" and it's true, the book is always better than the candy"

"Did you hear about the man who was murdered in an elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."

"Why don't they let blind people sky dive? It scares the shit out the dogs."

"For some reason I always cry during sex. I'm starting to think it might be the pepper spray."

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"Theodore Roosevelt had sage words for men needing dating advice. Speak softly and have a big dick."

"I respect the guy who drives his Blue BMW through the White Castle drive thru. It's like he's saying: ""I'm better than youbut not by much."""

"Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?"

"The F.U.N. Song F is for fascists who kill jews together U is for you and me N is for anywhere and any time at all down in the auschwitz death camp"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Cold dark and bitter."