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Joke of the Day
"Just read ""The Three Musketeers,"" and it's true, the book is always better than the candy"
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"The difference between Christian wives and Jewish wives? Christian wives have fake jewelry and real orgasms."
"What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque"
"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."
"FYI- Clear plastic bra straps make you look like you're stuffed in a 6-pack ring."
"BOSS: Okay, let's do this. What names are you pitching? COWORKER: Hannah Montana ME: Assapoopshits Massachusetts BOSS: Michael you're fired"
"What education program did Eric Wright enroll in? ECE"
"What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun? ""Tom"" Cruise Missiles."
"What kind of joke do peeping Toms like? In-ya-window"
"A termite walks into a bar... And asks the nearest person ""Hey, is the bar tender here?"""