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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"Teacher told me to give her eye contact when I speak with her. So i jabbed my finger in her eye to touch it."

"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"

"new stereotype I just invented: everyone else but me is bad at navigating their cart at Costco"

"What's a nymphomaniac cook's least favourite ingredient? Italian dressing"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."

"How do you make a baby cry twice? You rub your bloody dick on their teddy bear."

"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"

"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."

"What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him? ""Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"""