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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike? Because it's probably your bike..."
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"What's Chris Brown's favourite drink? Punch"
"Guy Who Invented Figurative Speech: I've got something that'll blow your minds. Townspeople: *fleeing in abject terror*"
"Q: Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? A: He was assaulted."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"What do you call a crazy professor? an academia nut"
"What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses! "
"TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade"
"If isis gets bombed They'll be called waswas"
"*Will smith is alone in his corner, depressed* ""Won't Smith,"" he whispers"