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Joke of the Day
"One day I'll cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"
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"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."
"Exchanging sexual favors for karma Humpvotes"
"Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"" ... There's the door. I will show myself out."
"I named my boat ""Marriage""... so that it will never sink, cause marriage is a hardship."
"""PIZZA"" IS ACTUALLY AN ANAGRAM... P - PLEASUREFUL I - INTERESTING Z - CANT THINK OF ONE Z - CANT THINK OF ONE A - ""AGG""-CELLENT"
"What does a girl from Kentucky say after sex? Git off me Pa. You crushin ma Copenhagen"
"What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim"
"The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? ""Cause you're fatter than they are."""
"Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other."