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Joke of the Day
"Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other."
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"I don't agree with all the critics towards priests nowadays. They are actually the only ones who slow down with their car when near a school."
"A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave."
"Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man? The man was a corpse being buried forever."
"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"
"I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices."
"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"
"My therapist picked a cool time to go on vacay I'm making decisions out here like a wild animal"
"My music teacher was arrested for sticking his dick through a sheet of music Apparently, it's illegal to have sex with A minor"
"What did One Direction say when they became popular? Zayn Ma Luck"