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Joke of the Day
"Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships? Because they'd miss each other."
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"A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame."
"Anyone who says, ""I have never been this offended in my life"" has probably been that offended hundreds of times."
"what's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"
"What do you find in a church's bathroom? Holy shit."
"I went to the doctors with a lettuce just poking out of my bottom... The doctor asked why I was so concerned. I replied, I think it's just the tip of the iceberg"
"Twitter is awesome. You can have a boyfriend right in your phone. Available at all times. Unless his wife's around."
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them?"
"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."
"If I've learned one thing from twitter, it's how to get a ton of work done in an hour after wasting 80% of my day tweeting."