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Joke of the Day

"Peanut Butter and Jam Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass."

"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at three ho's"

"I scream, You scream, We all scream Because grandpa fell asleep at the wheel again."

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. :)"

"Just overheard someone say, ""I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."" You know. Like a book."

"What's the difference between testicles and a penis? Wow. I can't believe you don't know this. There is a Vas Deferens between the two."

"What does an African child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? What mom?"

"technically speaking being gay used to make me happy"

"Although ""Appreciate the little things"" is good life advice, It's not something to say in bed."

"Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison? Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors."