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Joke of the Day
"Just found out that ""3 Men and a Baby"" isn't a movie about Jesus's birth."
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"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"
"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"
"Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists."
"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"I'm so lucky, I married my best friend!! I hope my husband doesn't find out"
"How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just talk about when it did work."
"Awkward That awkward when you read ""moment"" even though it wasn't there."
"What is every blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet."
"Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? She was alright."