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Joke of the Day

"If you get a divorce in Kentucky. . . are you still cousins?"

"did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? he was up all night, wondering if there was a dog."

"Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony? Because he was out standing in his field."

"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."

"Saw some kids building sandcastles on the beach so I ran and jumped on one of them. Then I wrecked his sandcastle."

"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."

"Sperm can live inside a woman for like 2 weeks. Nine months if things go really wrong."

"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

"Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive."

"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."