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Joke of the Day

"What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee? A sheep."

"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."

"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."

"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"

"Did you see the brochure for the California typographer's convention? It's in San Serif."

"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"

"Can somebody help me debug Malaysian Flight Simulator? It keeps crashing unexpectedly :/"

"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"

"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"

"You say ""save the date"", I hear ""more time to come up with an excuse of why I'm not going."""