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Joke of the Day

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"Did you hear about Ku Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller."

"Special shout-out to various coworkers for keeping me warm during this chilly weather by wearing perfume that burns my eyes and lungs."

"I hate when fire trucks drive real slow with the siren on. There's one behind me right now. So annoying."

"Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period."

"Relationship status: Autocorrect changes my girl to my grill."

"I'd say my girlfriend is a five. If you count the thumb."

"Sex Survey Says The Kinseys did a survey of sexual practices in a town. Half the town admitted they masturbated. The other half lied."

"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."

"What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy? Mentos."