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Joke of the Day
"What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom!"
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"Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go."
"If you're a delivery driver and don't get a tip... You get shafted"
"There's nothing a ""Baby On Board"" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say."
"I'm basically just waiting to eat again."
"My friend has a real bad drug habit Its so bad i found him snorting shake and vac off my carpet last night.............he is clean now."
"An alcoholic walks into a bar every day... His entire life is a joke."
"A man runs home after winning the lottery ""Honey honey! We won the lottery! Pack your bags!"" ""Oh my god that's amazing! Where are we going?!"" ""I don't care, just get out!"""
"There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book."
"Dentist: ok open up ""Well I guess it all started when my dad left..."" Dentist: no I mean- Assistant: wait bill...let him finish"