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"I just read this article about short term memory I don't remember what it was about"
"How can you tell when you're in a ring of fire? When you reach for the Preparation H and accidentally grab the Ben-Gay"
"Which American President was least guilty? Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent."
"My mum always told me it's better out than in... But my uncle always told me that it's better in than out."
"Hello, welcome to the evening news, where we're going to scare the shit out of you for 45 minutes, then weather & sports. Stay tuned."
"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."
"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"
"Cool Ranch Doritos are just like regular ranch Doritos except every chip wears a little pair of aviators."
"What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime."