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Joke of the Day

"Wife's just back from the spa, says she feels like a new woman Apparently ""Me too"" wasn't the right response."

"TIL that there is an animal with an asshole on its back A Police Horse"

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"

"What no running shoes and Neo-Nazis have in common? Both make Jews run faster! (Sorry, but as an agnostic Jew myself, I hope that it's okay for me to make this joke.)"

"Why didn't the guitarist get laid? Because he had bad pickups"

"I was recently asked about my views on euthanasia. I said they all look the same to me."

"Siri, fight Alexa."

"What did the pot-head name his son? Bud."

"Hunting should only be legal if the animals are allowed to use weapons as well. I just want to see a bear with a sniper rifle."

"I hurt my back... ...and the head of HR asked me if I was limping. Apparently it is NOT OK to say ""Naw, just working on my pimp walk"". :)"