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Joke of the Day

"There was no Mrs. Noah & the ark was lonely, thus explaining the evolutionary mishaps you'll find at Walmart."

"Why can't you tell when a Pterodactyl goes to the toilet Becuase the P is silent"

"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."

"Why is the story of Jesus the longest porn in history? Because 2000 years after he rose again, everyone is still waiting for the second coming."

"I tried to make a clock with no battery for the digital clock competition but it didn't count."

"WWII was just all the people w/ time machines who went back in time to kill hitler fighting the time travelers who wanted to protect hitler"

"The researchers didn't want to give their years of AI research to a younger team. But eventually, they decided to pass the torch"

"Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC."

"What do you call a drunk executioner? A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes"

"The other day I wrote a post about muslims It blew up!"