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Joke of the Day

"Jehovah's witnesses tell the worst knock, knock jokes."

"My wife just delivered twin boys and let me name them From her reaction, I'm guessing ""Pete"" and ""Repeat"" wasn't the best choice."

"I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home."

"Why does the Leaning Tower of Pisa lean? It is italicized."

"If a blind girl tells you that you've got a big penis... She's probably just pulling your leg."

"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"

"I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me"

"""Dad, why isn't there chocolate meatloaf?"" - my brilliant 3 year old son Patrick"

"Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs? A: Hailing taxis."

"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."