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Joke of the Day
"How do you make 30 senior citizens swear? Shout ""Bingo!"" before them"
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"What does a pig use to write his term papers with? Pen and Oink!"
"[creates anti aging pill] Reporter: wow imagine all the human applications this can have *I scribble out 'give to puppies'* Yeah absolutely"
"Normal people driving by a construction site: wonder what they're building... Me: what a great place to bury a body!"
"What do more than half the U.S. population consider a gay marriage? Still not recognizable"
"So today I found out I have Alzheimer's disease... But on the bright side, at least I don't have Alzheimer's disease."
"Every mirror is a vanity mirror."
"He drove his car into a tree And found out how the Mercedes bends"
"What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked? Cracker."
"Dinner with Drag Queens So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, ""Tuck in!"""