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Joke of the Day
"Having sex on a date... ...is going out with a bang. (OC)"
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"My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone"
"btw I learned this tonight: DO NOT image search ""scrotum"" because people only post pictures using a medical name if there's something wrong"
"You hear about these new trains that can burn any organic matter for fuel? They even run on thyme!"
"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."
"Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?"
"I think Congress should be forced to go on minimum wage. That way I can feel more comfortable calling them public servants!"
"Why don't girls go to.... Why don't girls go to the bathroom after having sex? Have you ever tried opening a grilled cheese sandwich?!"
"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day, Teach a man to phish and he'll empty an old woman's savings account."