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Joke of the Day

"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"

"Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said ""What are we going to do?"" The other replied ""Quick turn the car into a side street."""

"all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too"

"V8 What kind of sexually transmitted disease can you get from an octopus?"

"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."

"Which football team loves ice-cream? Aston Vanilla!"

"Made my mom the most beautiful Mother's Day card out of my psychiatrist bills."

"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."

"Believing that you are popular or ""famous"" on twitter... ...is like believing you are rich because you won a game of Monopoly."

"My friend got drunk and thinks he had sex with a prostitute... At first he wasn't sure, but then he was *positive*."