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Joke of the Day

"Saw It Of all the saws that I have seen saw, I never saw a saw saw like this saw saws. If you go thru Arkansas and see a saw that can out-saw the saw that I saw saw, I'd like to see that saw saw!"

"SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car LITTLE MOUSE THAT LIVES IN HIS SLEEVE: Ok cool"

"Why are girls so odd? they can't even"

"I'm not racist, I have black friends. Or at least I did until my dad sold them."

"Woman: Come over. Man: I am coming over. Woman: We should stop using walkie talkies in bed over."

"How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth? Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom."

"What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed? A non-prophet"

"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."

"What do you call a snake that makes a lot of noise when it eats? A slurpent."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."