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Joke of the Day
"How many points do you get if you hit a golfer? Fore."
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"Where does Vladimir keep his shit? In a Putin"
"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other i'll man the guns you drive"
"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."
"""Honey, I'm pregnant"" ""Hello Pregnant"", he whispers, tears of joy in his eyes. ""I'm Dad"""
"What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink? A double Manhattan on the rocks."
"A Latvian joke. J: Kapec vistas skerso celu? A: Lai noklutu uz otru pusi!"
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were in a car crash, who would survive? America"
"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."
"Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons? Half of them are lyin'."