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Joke of the Day
"You know why it's called PMS? ...there's already something called Mad Cow Disease."
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"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"
"You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."
"That was Samuel Jackson's first ever public appearance without saying ""mother$ucker"""
"Amazing Farmer I met an amazing farmer today, he was out standing in his field.."
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."
"Yes, life is meaningless, but some of the food is decent."
"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."
"My parents are a little weird...My mom wears my dad's clothes, and my dad wears my mom's clothes... They are transparents."