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Joke of the Day
"What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry? Chicken tikka m'sala"
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"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."
"Did you hear about the coprophile? He got off through a process of elimination."
"[dropping kids off at school] ME: Ok, learn a lot today KIDS: But school doesn't start for another week ME: *speeding off* GOOD LUCK"
"What happens if you steel? You have to get Alloy-er"
"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."
"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"
"Why did Sally Fall off the swing? [kind of rude] Because she has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally."
"Q. What do you call a Mexican vegan? A. No Whey Jose"
"What did the pizza say to the pizza cutter? Wanna pizza me?"