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Joke of the Day

"French Army That's it. That's the joke."

"I guess the Republican party... ... **puts on sunglasses** Is not cruizing anymore."

"And for dinner... Mary had a little lamb."

"According to facebook it is my wife's birthday."

"I was shocked to walk in on my son playing with his privates... Those toy soldiers were supposed to be his surprise birthday gift..."

"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."

"A midget, who was a self proclaimed psychic, escaped prison today. Now he is a small medium at large."

"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."

"Build a man a fire, he remains warm for the day But set a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life"

"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."