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Joke of the Day

"I'm never buying clothes for my kids again Dang baby goats just eat everything!"

"What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car."

"in these hard times, it's crucial to stay as positive as Charlie Sheen"

"I'd pray to God to help me with my overbearing KFC addiction, but seeing as the Colonel is my God, I can see that being counter-intuitive."

"what do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed? Some baked beans"

"The Joker What do you call somebody who shares a coffin with the Joker? Heath Lodger!"

"me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too"

"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."

"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."

"95% of American office workers are watching the World Cup right now. Overall productivity level remains steady."