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Joke of the Day
"Why does a blonde girl have a bruised belly button? She has a blonde boyfriend."
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"What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website? Boy do we have problems."
"What did the people say about the eccentric poo? It was a little nutty."
"People think that in Africa we ride lions and elephants to work. That's ridiculous, we don't have jobs."
"I was going to tell an anal joke butt fuck it."
"piss me off and I'll put you on my kid's school fundraiser mailing lists"
"Atoms make up everything... so naturally you shouldn't trust them."
"What does a cat say when it lands on it's back? Me. Ow."
"TIFU by asking a chinese girl's number... I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 6663629."""
"Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both."